#alwaysacaptain

When someone asks me why I don’t hang out with them

In my head I’m like

To their face I’m like

When someone complains about how “hard” their major is

That one time I took a philosophy class

When I’m having a bad day and remember I can get and oreo milkshake

When someone tells me they are getting Panera mac and cheese

When CHECS said I was getting an alcohol violation.

Every time the football team wins a game.

After a successful Freeman workout

I feel like